Scenario: Yesterday I went to the High School to pick up Maddy from her Dress Rehersal for her Dance Program. Picture if you will - I go through the side door of the stage to the pitch black stage and auditorium inside. Right foot, step, Left foot- no step. I fell OFF the stage into a garbage can and onto all limbs in front of about 100 people. I cannot tell you how embarassing this was. I layed there half laughing, knowing this would hurt later. One dance instructor was totally stressing that she needed to call a paramedic or something and the other said laughing so hard, I am sure there was pee running down her leg "that was the funniest damn thing, but are you okay?" After laying there for about an eternity I ever so graciously walk over to Maddy and my sister in law tells me "I give you a 10 for that one". Oh yes, everyone saw. I am now the proud owner of very bruised sore knees, shins, and elbows. If you know me, falling is not a new thing. I fall up stairs, down stairs, and I once fell in the middle of the Somerset streets walking next to L'erin for no apparent reason.
7 comments:
I am laughing out loud! Hilarious! I hope you're ok though!
i love you grace
Hilarious!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing! I would have peed my pants if I did that. Sorry, babe. Hope you feel better.
I could picture it in my head, and I'm sorry I lol. I bet that hurt! You are brave and a good sport just for telling all of us.
I just barely read this! I love the way you tell stories...how is the bruise????
No way! That's so funny, but at the same time I'm sorry. You're too funny. That's totally something that I would do. :)
OMG, that is hilarious! I am going to be laughing about this one for a while. I hope you are ok though, but this is funny!
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